As long as I don't end up hosting a skin care commercial with Cher, I'm happy.

Our show is obviously at a disadvantage with any of the other news shows we're competing against. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility, we are ... well, oddly enough we're about even.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever. How do you get from that to Hide-The-Eggs? Did Jesus have a problem with eggs? Did he go, "When I come back, if I see any eggs, the whole salvation thing is off."

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

Watching Fox, that's like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts.

In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a... well, yes I am.