It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.

Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed.

I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance

Here it is. My moment of zen.

How refreshing. A suspect beaten up BEFORE the LAPD showed up.

We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.

I'm also interviewing a guy who's just written a book about his experience living in Iraq, faced with the type of violence as he said, an unimaginable scale. And I think that the combination of that is very hard to shake.