In South Carolina, Senator John Edwards won handily, fulfilling his promise to win every state he was born in.

When the court that handpicked you to be president tells you you've overstepped your bounds, you've overstepped your bounds.

Robert Torricelli, a powerful fund-raiser who helped raise more than $100 million for the Democratic party, took inappropriate gifts from a businessman, including an $8,000 gold Rolex watch, for which he was severely admonished by the Senate Ethics Committee in July. To recap: raising $100 million in contributions from gigantic corporations - ethical; taking a watch - unethical. That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1974.

I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.

Apparently the only thing worse than a terrorist attack, is a gay man stopping it!

The American people, or at least the ones that I get on the subway with - they know there's a real threat out there. They felt like Iraq lessened our ability to fight that threat.

Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went into Iraq, Germany didn’t want to go. Germany. The Michael Jordan of war took a pass.