Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.
Everybody wrings their hands about Fox News. You know, "fair and balanced? Why, that's snide!" Yeah, okay, maybe they're not fair and balanced, but CNN used to have the slogan "You Can Depend on CNN". Guess what? I watch it, no you can't. So what's the difference?
Thus, I've created humour.
We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.
If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out.
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.