Spain's new Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero announced he will soon call back Spain's 1300 troops from Iraq - meaning the coalition of the willing is fast turning into a duet of the stubborn.
Jon StewartThe best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.
Jon StewartYou know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden.
Jon StewartWhen you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.
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