What good are images if people understand them?

Our show is obviously at a disadvantage with any of the other news shows we're competing against. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility, we are ... well, oddly enough we're about even.

Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN.

One of the things that I do think government counts on is that people are busy. And it's very difficult to mobilize a busy and relatively affluent country, unless it's over really crucial- you know, foundational issues.

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

Yes! We finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the public by companies like Enron, Global Crossing, and Tyco we finally got the ring leader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle.