My buddy Tim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas, and he makes two fifty for an hour. He's got rhythm in his hands as he's tappin' on the cans, sings rock and roll in the shower.

Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people.

This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.

[CNN, USA Today] they've got 24 hours to fill. You know, how many times can Anna Nicole Smith's baby get a new father?

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.

Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.