This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.
Jon StewartThere's nothing like a shipwreck to spark the imagination of everyone who was not on that specific ship.
Jon StewartOrthodox Jews, or, as they are known in the Talmud, the Really Chosen Ones, are committed to the idea that the entire Torah was dictated by God verbatim to Moses at Mount Sinai... Other forms of Judaism dispute this claim, although it does explain certain passages in the first Torah, such as, I'm sorry, am I boring you? and What do you like better, Moses, Lord Almighty or Big Hoohah?
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