If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.
Jon StewartThis is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.
Jon StewartThe overwhelming condemnation makes it clear we have made enormous progress in teaching everyone that racism is bad. Where we seem to have dropped the ball... is in teaching people what racism actually is ... which allows people to say incredibly racist things while insisting they would never.
Jon StewartWe all know what happens to celebrities when their time is up - rehab and then a stint on VH1.
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