I never thought I'd say this, but I miss voter fraud.

I watch a lot of astronaut movies....Mostly Star Wars. And even Han and Chewie use a checklist.

Everyone just needs to get over themselves.

The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'

You think that sense of humor goes as far as our ideology. I think that ultimately, we have we have very interesting reactions on our show. People are constantly saying, "I love your-your show is so funny, until you made a joke about global warming, which is a serious issue, and I can't believe you did that. And I am never watching your show again."

I can only fight back in a way that I feel like I'm talented.

It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.