Any fool can blow something up. Any fool can destroy. But to see these guys, these firefighters and these policemen and people from all over the country, literally with buckets, rebuilding... that's extraordinary. And that's why we have already won... they can't... it's light. It's democracy. They can't shut that down.
Jon StewartI visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.
Jon StewartThe next four years, though, you still have to abide by the oversight process that is there to prevent this kind of bizarre sort of cult-like atmosphere that falls along. I mean, I accept that kind of veil of secrecy around Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I don't accept that around our government.
Jon StewartWhen the court that handpicked you to be president tells you you've overstepped your bounds, you've overstepped your bounds.
Jon Stewart