I think, with the administration they do Constitutionally-mandated things most of the time, but they don't - they fulfill the letter of their obligation to checks and balances, but not the intent.

Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again.

I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

That's what it's like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps out cause that's a good year for you. So that's not a pleasant feeling.

I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.

I would think black people think everything is about race. They are the ones who are on the outside of the game. They are the ones who face it every day.