[John McCain] stopped connecting and just looked at my chest and decided, "I'm just gonna continue to talk about honor and duty and the families should be proud," all the things that are cudgels emotionally to keep us from the conversation. But, things that weren't relevant to what we were talking about.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?

Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.

Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

The Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City. The traditional meal often includes gefilte fish. For those of you who don't know what gefilte fish is, it strongly resembles a ball of tuna fish that has been passed nasally. It's not good. During Passover, the angel of death passed over the Jews - an event that, up until the late 1950s, was re-enacted every year by Ivy League colleges and suburban country clubs.