Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.

Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

It's not really a good sign when your audience applauds Satan.

Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.

'Powell movement.' What do you think 'PM' stands for?

Do you know what writing a book is? It's sitting alone in a room for weeks without making contact with another human. I felt like Howard Hughes.