Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.

The government should stop meddling in the business of the farmers, who would actually still be living ina desert if not for government meddling.

Technology. It's like science, only useless.

By working to get away from your circumstance you can make something better of yourself, but there’s no guarantee... But you know what? The joy of it is chasing that dream.

It's always funny until the hooker mentions her son.

Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.