The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'

It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug.

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

In Iraq, the U.S. military's whack-a-mole approach to killing Saddam Hussein may have finally paid off. The bombs destroyed the area and left behind a 60-foot crater, or as coalition forces prefer to call it: a freedom hole.

I think that, if we do anything in a positive sense for the world, is provide one little bit of context, that's very specifically focused, and hopefully people can add to their entire puzzle that gives them a larger picture of what it is that they see.

I have become increasingly unnerved by the depth of corruption that exists at many different levels. I'm less upset with politicians than [with] the media.