[Doogal] wasn't even animated. It was still and the audience had to move.

Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

Some would argue that the president himself benefited from a form of affirmative action because as a C student, he only got into Yale because his father was a wealthy alumnus. But the White House counters that Saddam is a menace and must be stopped.

Our show is obviously at a disadvantage with any of the other news shows we're competing against. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility, we are ... well, oddly enough we're about even.

What I like to do is come in, write the entire program and treat my staff to hot stone massages.

Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.