Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.

The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.

We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is - on the brink of catastrophe - torn by polarizing hate, and how it's a shame that we can't work together to get things done, but the truth is we do. We work together to get things done every damn day!

After going to war against the U.N.'s expressed wishes, the U.S. is now admitting it needs the U.N.'s help. It's the geopolitical equivalent of the 2 a.m. phone call ever parent dreads: 'Mom, I'm not saying I wrecked the car, but I need a ride home.'

With the situation in Iraq growing ever more dangerous, the 34-member Coalition of The Willing are, one by one, dropping out to join the other coalition known as Most of The Rest of The World.

You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.

I don't trust any country that looks around a continent and says, "Hey, I'll take the frozen part."