Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.

If we are going to amend the constitution, shouldn't it be to keep the omos-hay from arrying-may?

I don't trust any country that looks around a continent and says, "Hey, I'll take the frozen part."

Some people have criticized the United States and the United States military for guarding oil fields and not guarding the Iraqi National Museum which had priceless antiquities in it. They say that this shows a fundamental lack of respect for Iraqi history. I want to remind those people of this: The oldest relics in the museum, 5,000 or 6,000 years old. That oil is 65 million years old. You had to guard that. ... Those antiquities will only last another 5,000 or 6,000 years. When we burn that oil, those fumes will linger long after.

I'll tell you this: Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we have, for religion -we protect religion- and talk about a lifestyle choice! That is absolutely a choice. Gay people don't choose to be gay. At what age did you choose not to be gay?

I focus on the task and try and do it as best we can. And we're constantly evolving it, because it's my way of trying to make sense of all these ambivalent feelings I have.

The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'