Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.

I would think black people think everything is about race. They are the ones who are on the outside of the game. They are the ones who face it every day.

California is choosing between the lesser of, uh, 300 evils.

What's with the poverty Tourette's? Why do these two think we need a hobo for president?

The beautiful thing about faking a news show is the topicality is delayed.

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.