Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.

I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.

You know, I've always wanted to be a young Charles Kuralt. I started in this business with just a Winnebago and a dream.

Why did the Articles [of Confederation] fail so completely? Most historians believe the founding fathers spent a great deal of their first constitutional convention drafting the delaration of independence and only realized on July 3rd the Articles were also due.

It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

The blow back from the cold war is that a weakened Russia allowed Afghanistan to become a failed state, and then all this weaponry to flow into all these other conflicts. Our greatest triumph has almost fueled our most intractable battle now.