I would think black people think everything is about race. They are the ones who are on the outside of the game. They are the ones who face it every day.

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.

It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name...I have found.

Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again.

I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.

Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.