Nothing brings closure to a campaign like opening it up again.

The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.

I think, with the administration they do Constitutionally-mandated things most of the time, but they don't - they fulfill the letter of their obligation to checks and balances, but not the intent.

When Henry Hill [in Goodfellas] got arrested for the first time and Robert DeNiro met him at the courthouse and Henry Hill was really upset, 'cause he thought Robert DeNiro would be really mad at him. And DeNiro comes up to him and he gives him a $100 and he goes, "You got pinched. We all get pinched, but you did it right, you didn't say nothing."

[CNN, USA Today] they've got 24 hours to fill. You know, how many times can Anna Nicole Smith's baby get a new father?

I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.

Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.