Nothing brings closure to a campaign like opening it up again.

This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.

Don't you dare besmirch the name of Congress. They are patriotic Americans trying to dress and feed themselves.

We've come from the same history - 2000 years of persecution - we've just expressed our sufferings differently. Blacks developed the blues. Jews complained, we just never thought of putting it to music.

I've always run by the hierarchy of "If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something."

Wow, the entire network of anchors has been hired to be the press secretary.

Across the nation, thousands of people are lining up in hospital waiting rooms, out the doors, down the steps, around the corners, and behind the hedges, waiting for their inoculations. Here's another idea for avoiding the flu: DON'T stand outside in the cold for hours around lots of other people.