I don't think, if anything, I don't think it's a feeling of hopelessness that people feel. I think if they feel - if they're feeling what we're feeling, it's that this is how we fight back.

President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.

There is going to come a day when everyone here is going to need keen observation and wit to ridicule George W. Bush. But when that day comes, all we're going to have are tired puns and goofy looks. Because as you would say, we're suffering from the soft bigotry of low expectorations.

Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs on everyone.

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege.

I feel like [God]'s hazing us.

Technology. It's like science, only useless.