Democrats - always standing up for what they later realize they should have believed in.
Jon StewartIf I could be really competent, that goes such a long way toward things, because the majority of things are not competent. If I can be competent, and have moments of originality, that's all I would ask for.
Jon StewartI think it's just about the machine is about reporting the news, and then reporting the news about the news, and then having those moments where they sit around and go, "Are we reporting the news correctly? I think we are." And then they go back to the and the cycle just sort of continues.
Jon StewartYou can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.
Jon Stewart