You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.

The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'

Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.

I feel like [God]'s hazing us.