You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

After going to war against the U.N.'s expressed wishes, the U.S. is now admitting it needs the U.N.'s help. It's the geopolitical equivalent of the 2 a.m. phone call ever parent dreads: 'Mom, I'm not saying I wrecked the car, but I need a ride home.'

It's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights...

The election moment is merely the American public saying, "We'd rather you be President than that guy." That's it.

Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.

Analysis of President Bush's tax plan has revealed that several elaborate tricks and gimmicks were used to make it look like a $1.35 trillion cut, but in reality it's going to be closer to costing $1.8 trillion. Critics claim it's math so fuzzy, you have to squint to see our nation's future of subsistence farming and post-apocalyptic roving motorcycle gangs.