I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
Jon StewartReally, an historic night last night. You may have heard, Barack Obama will be the first black president of the United States of America. ... Obama is also the first Democrat to receive more than 50 percent of the vote since Jimmy Carter, the first senator to be elected since Jack Kennedy, the first Muslim to be ... I said too much.
Jon StewartIt's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug.
Jon Stewart