You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

The frustration of our [The Daily] show is- very much outside any parameters of the media or the government. We don't have access to these people, we don't have access. We don't go to dinners we don't have cocktail parties. We don't you know, you've seen what happens when one of us ends up at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, it doesn't end well.

It's great having Bruce Springsteen on my show. We have so much in common! We're both from New Jersey, just from different neighborhoods. Sort of like how Martin Luther King and Margaret Mitchell both came from Atlanta. But from different neighborhoods.

The beautiful thing about faking a news show is the topicality is delayed.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

If you want, you can try and get a broader perspective, or you can find people who are absolutely out of their minds, or find people that are doing incredibly complex and interesting and urgent journalism. And the same goes for our show. It's a prism into people's own ideologies, when they watch our program. This is just our take.