You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.

Senator John McCain, who spent over five years in a Vietnamese POW camp, publicly releases 1,000 pages of medical records. Now people are left with only open nagging questions: what kind of freak has 1,000 pages of medical records?

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

Pigmentation was a quick and convenient way of judging a person. One of us, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., once proposed we instead judge people by the content of their character. He was shot.

Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&!

That, what we're really seeing in Iraq is not a terrible war, but in fact, just the media's portrayal of it.