You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.

It's funny how everyone hates witch hunts... until they see a witch.

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

People are very sophisticated consumers of information, and they're pulling all different things.