I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.

In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?

Whenever you take over something that is popular and has a fanatical following that loves it, you're never going to please everyone. The trick is to have enough wherewithal to follow through with what you want to do with it and give it time to evolve.

I can't sing. Never been able to sing. I can't do voices very well. Every impression I do sounds the same. I can't dunk. Man, would I give anything to dunk. Just once.