There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.
I don't want to die before my parents die, especially my mother. Because I think that's tragic. Because I don't want her to get the chance to pick out what I'm going to wear for eternity.
Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.
When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?
I like not to be good at anything, so I keep hopping around.
Our show is obviously at a disadvantage with any of the other news shows we're competing against. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility, we are ... well, oddly enough we're about even.