Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.

As long as I don't end up hosting a skin care commercial with Cher, I'm happy.

Must be nice to be a Republican senator sometimes, because you get the fun of breaking sh*t and the joy of complaining the sh*t you just broke doesn't work.

California is choosing between the lesser of, uh, 300 evils.

We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there.

How refreshing. A suspect beaten up BEFORE the LAPD showed up.