Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a Democratic administration.

I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.

The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.

The trial of Enron chiefs Jeffrey Skilling and Ken Lay began four-and-a-half years after perpetrating -- allegedly -- the fraud that led to the second largest bankruptcy in American history. Why four-and-a-half years? Because apparently it's harder to bring Ken Lay to trial than it is to invade two countries.

Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns... the writers are back!

The next four years, though, you still have to abide by the oversight process that is there to prevent this kind of bizarre sort of cult-like atmosphere that falls along. I mean, I accept that kind of veil of secrecy around Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I don't accept that around our government.

I don't think marijuana should be illegal.