Does anyone know... does the Christian persecution complex have an expiration date? Because... uh... you've all been in charge pretty much since... uh... what was that guys name... Constantine. He converted in, what was it, 312 A.D. I'm just saying, enjoy your success.

Give me back the $800 billion for the Iraq war and children's television PBS is on the house.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

In South Carolina, Senator John Edwards won handily, fulfilling his promise to win every state he was born in.

I can only fight back in a way that I feel like I'm talented.

I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.

Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?