I'm a little bit too obsessed with the news. I find the news easier to follow than narrative entertainment programs.

As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language soon overtook physical gesturing as the primary means of communication for all human beings except Italians. (Earth (The Book), p. 36)

The President says, "We are in the fight for a way of life. This is the greatest battle of our generation, and of the generations to come."

At the end of your life, do you give a concession speech?

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.

I can't sing. Never been able to sing. I can't do voices very well. Every impression I do sounds the same. I can't dunk. Man, would I give anything to dunk. Just once.