The President says, "We are in the fight for a way of life. This is the greatest battle of our generation, and of the generations to come."

Wow, the entire network of anchors has been hired to be the press secretary.

Divorce isn't caused because 50% of marriages end in gayness.

What's with the poverty Tourette's? Why do these two think we need a hobo for president?

My friend Bill O’Reilly is completely full of sh*t.

I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'

Bad jokes, and gay marriage are destroying this country - but torture can save it.