The President says, "We are in the fight for a way of life. This is the greatest battle of our generation, and of the generations to come."

I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them.

Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again.

You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.

Pigmentation was a quick and convenient way of judging a person. One of us, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., once proposed we instead judge people by the content of their character. He was shot.

[Hugh Jackman is] an Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire.

There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.