You need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and not come away thinking, "Hey, there's something wrong with this mirror."
Jon StewartWe could overcome the baser aspects of our nature... and give this planet the kind of caretakers it deserves.
Jon StewartIt's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.
Jon Stewart