Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.
Jon StewartIf the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.
Jon StewartThe real challenge is when I'm at work, I'm at work. I'm locked in, I'm ready to go, I'm focused. When I'm at home, I'm locked in and I'm ready to go and I'm focused on home. We don't watch the show. We don't watch the news. We don't do any of that stuff. I sit down, I play Barbies. And sometimes the kids will come home and play with me.
Jon StewartLiberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.
Jon Stewart