Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.

If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.

There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.

Republicans are no longer allowed to say that people are rich. You have to refer to them as "job creator." You can't even use the word rich. You have to say, "This chocolate cake is so moist and job creator."

What I like to do is come in, write the entire program and treat my staff to hot stone massages.

To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.

In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue and discovered America. Now, some have argued Columbus actually discovered the West Indies, or that Norsemen had discovered America centuries earlier, or that you really can't get credit for discovering a land already populated by indigenous people with a developed civilization. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.