Who cares how we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons if we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons.

Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&!

Hopefully the only things off-limits are crummy jokes, but being a standup comedian, I know that's not always the case... You know it when you have to take a shower afterward.

As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language soon overtook physical gesturing as the primary means of communication for all human beings except Italians. (Earth (The Book), p. 36)

You know, I've always wanted to be a young Charles Kuralt. I started in this business with just a Winnebago and a dream.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside.