The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You're Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to... Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can't imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.

Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?

Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.

The danger of oppression is not just being oppressed, it's becoming an oppressor.

That is the American experiment. An ethnic group arriving on America's shores, to be reviled and hazed, living in squalor, or if they are lucky Squalor Heights, working hard to give their children or grandchildren the opportunity to sh*t on the next group landing on our shores.

You need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and not come away thinking, "Hey, there's something wrong with this mirror."

Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they're delicious!