Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?
As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language soon overtook physical gesturing as the primary means of communication for all human beings except Italians. (Earth (The Book), p. 36)
Al-Qaeda's resurgence brings out the worst in the Bush Administration's math and logic.
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.
The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.
After going to war against the U.N.'s expressed wishes, the U.S. is now admitting it needs the U.N.'s help. It's the geopolitical equivalent of the 2 a.m. phone call ever parent dreads: 'Mom, I'm not saying I wrecked the car, but I need a ride home.'