If Obama's a tyrant, then he's pretty lame for a tyrant. How many tyrants do you know that really suffer because they can't get cloture? Very few.
Jon StewartIranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims there are no homosexuals in Iran, just like there are no gay conservatives in the US.
Jon StewartYou know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty!
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