You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.

Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.

Oh my god... Kerry is boring even when Bush is reading him.

In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a... well, yes I am.

The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every f*cking day.

Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.

I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.