I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.
If you smell something, say something.
It's not really a good sign when your audience applauds Satan.
The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
The real focus at first is to just become a good stand-up comedian, and then when you get to a certain level, then they allow you to do other things. You feel if you're overwhelmed by something or if you're not.
The Republicans are calling the Democrats' plan to have a deadline for US troop withdrawal from Iraq an 'admission of failure', as opposed to the Republican plan which is 'failure without admission'.