Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?
I don't particularly enjoy those types of interviews, because I have a great respect for Senator McCain, and I hate the idea that our conversation became just two people sort of talking over each other, at one point.
The Vietnam war was fought over portion size.
Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.
Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went anywhere near him. 'My god, a beaver! Everyone out of the pool!