I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
Jon StewartPeople don't understand that we're not warriors in their cause. We're a group of people that really feel that they want to write jokes about the absurdity that we see in government and the world and all that, and that's it.
Jon StewartI still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
Jon StewartI think it's just about the machine is about reporting the news, and then reporting the news about the news, and then having those moments where they sit around and go, "Are we reporting the news correctly? I think we are." And then they go back to the and the cycle just sort of continues.
Jon Stewart