We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.

Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine with spending 14 hours a day putting a show together with tape and string.

That is the American experiment. An ethnic group arriving on America's shores, to be reviled and hazed, living in squalor, or if they are lucky Squalor Heights, working hard to give their children or grandchildren the opportunity to sh*t on the next group landing on our shores.

We all know what happens to celebrities when their time is up - rehab and then a stint on VH1.

I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.

Oh my god... Kerry is boring even when Bush is reading him.