It really does seem that the Democrat's problem isn't that they're calling for timetables - it's that they're calling them 'timetables'. You're up against Bush and the Republicans - you've got to bring some zing. Don't call them timetables - call them 'Patriot Dates', 'Freedom Deadlines'... 'Glory Goals'.
Jon StewartHereโs how bizarre the war is that weโre in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went into Iraq, Germany didnโt want to go. Germany. The Michael Jordan of war took a pass.
Jon StewartWhy do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN.
Jon StewartEven if the flag burning amendment does become law, the larger problem will remain of how to respectfully dispose of older, tattered flags. Well, fortunately the U.S. official Flag Code has a suggestion about this. "The flag, when it is in such a condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem of display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning." Owwwwcchh. In response, the House Republicans are calling for tattered flags to be kept alive via a feeding tube.
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