More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.

I would think black people think everything is about race. They are the ones who are on the outside of the game. They are the ones who face it every day.

As long as I don't end up hosting a skin care commercial with Cher, I'm happy.

Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.

I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.

In Iraq, the U.S. military's whack-a-mole approach to killing Saddam Hussein may have finally paid off. The bombs destroyed the area and left behind a 60-foot crater, or as coalition forces prefer to call it: a freedom hole.

Thus, I've created humour.