More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.

When my syndicated show got canceled, the next day I still knew how to write jokes. That was a huge revelation. Because at first you think, "I won't have any shelter! What am I gonna do? The sun is hot. Very thirsty."

The government is just you know, blowing the doors off the media. And not everywhere, and I think, this is where you know, a lot of those blog reporters and all of those things are bringing a lot of urgency and a lot of momentum to stories that wouldn't normally carry any momentum.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.

You can buy [John McCain's] book, but in a week and a half, he'll have another.