You think that sense of humor goes as far as our ideology. I think that ultimately, we have we have very interesting reactions on our show. People are constantly saying, "I love your-your show is so funny, until you made a joke about global warming, which is a serious issue, and I can't believe you did that. And I am never watching your show again."
Jon StewartWhy would these English explorers search for these spices, yet never use them in their food?
Jon StewartI really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.
Jon StewartIf the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.
Jon StewartEven if the flag burning amendment does become law, the larger problem will remain of how to respectfully dispose of older, tattered flags. Well, fortunately the U.S. official Flag Code has a suggestion about this. "The flag, when it is in such a condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem of display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning." Owwwwcchh. In response, the House Republicans are calling for tattered flags to be kept alive via a feeding tube.
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