You feel kind of weird cheering for chaos. There is that sense that the crazier it gets, the better off we are. Before, when I was part of the American public, I was hoping for a reasonable and quick solution to the impeachment process. Now, I'm hoping for partisan bedlam and chaos. It's really what serves me best.

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.

Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done.

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government

You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.

Everyone just needs to get over themselves.