You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.

We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.

No one is better at not beating America than England.

I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.

It's always funny until the hooker mentions her son.

Why would these English explorers search for these spices, yet never use them in their food?

You can buy [John McCain's] book, but in a week and a half, he'll have another.