No one is better at not beating America than England.

No health care for poor kids? You know, I thought something like that was only done by cartoon villains. You're (Pres. Bush) slowly going from being Nixon to Mr. Burns.

As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable.

For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.

When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I don't think politics is any longer about a conversation with the country.