Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.

[If President Bush is right about democracy in Iraq] I may, and I don't know if I can physically do this, implode.

For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.

You cannot judge a book by its contents.

The United States Central Command of the Armed Forces has asked Geraldo Rivera to leave Iraq. It should also be noted that the only three other people that the U.S. military has asked to leave Iraq are Saddam Hussein and his two sons.

I really think [the Bush Administration]'s foreign policy agenda is to spread irony through the world.

I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.