I think it's just about the machine is about reporting the news, and then reporting the news about the news, and then having those moments where they sit around and go, "Are we reporting the news correctly? I think we are." And then they go back to the and the cycle just sort of continues.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?

I always get that cautionary warning right before I get off the phone with an interviewer. It's: 'Good luck with the show. I really like it, and if this goes wrong, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.

So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.

The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.