By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.
Jon StewartThe nation of Dubai banned the movie Charlie's Angles because it's "offensive to the religion of Islam." Apparently, the religion of Islam is offended by anything without a plot.
Jon StewartIn whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?
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