With the situation in Iraq growing ever more dangerous, the 34-member Coalition of The Willing are, one by one, dropping out to join the other coalition known as Most of The Rest of The World.

The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

Making it [St. Patrick's Day] a great day for the Irish, but just an ok day if you're looking for a quiet tavern to talk, read or have a white wine spritzer.

Hopefully the only things off-limits are crummy jokes, but being a standup comedian, I know that's not always the case... You know it when you have to take a shower afterward.

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.

Well, I'm sold. I'll take one America.