Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?

I want a sandwich named after me.

All in all it's a pretty great day for major league sports. At long last they've decided that gay people are fit to be included in their elite club-one that's already allowed in adulterers, wife-swappers, gamblers, cheaters, rapists, racists and slaughterers of man. Those who've abused spouses, drugs, alcohol, family members and animals. Congratulations, gay athletes. Are you sure you want to hang out with these people?

The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.

In what is perhaps the strangest turn in the President's efforts to rally support, he agreed that Iraq is just like Vietnam, but in a good way.

It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug.

We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck.