Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.
I really think [the Bush Administration]'s foreign policy agenda is to spread irony through the world.
The blow back from the cold war is that a weakened Russia allowed Afghanistan to become a failed state, and then all this weaponry to flow into all these other conflicts. Our greatest triumph has almost fueled our most intractable battle now.
Don't worry, as long as America still has natural resources, you guys are okay.
I can only fight back in a way that I feel like I'm talented.
I don't think marijuana should be illegal.