Oh my god... Kerry is boring even when Bush is reading him.

Bad jokes, and gay marriage are destroying this country - but torture can save it.

Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.

Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.

And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough.

To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me!