The trial of Enron chiefs Jeffrey Skilling and Ken Lay began four-and-a-half years after perpetrating -- allegedly -- the fraud that led to the second largest bankruptcy in American history. Why four-and-a-half years? Because apparently it's harder to bring Ken Lay to trial than it is to invade two countries.

People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.

Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?

It's always funny until the hooker mentions her son.

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.