Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.
Jon StewartOur show is obviously at a disadvantage with any of the other news shows we're competing against. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility, we are ... well, oddly enough we're about even.
Jon StewartI'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
Jon Stewart