High school. You know, people say, 'I'll never do so-and-so again' - then they do it. So what? Sometimes somebody has crack, and you're looking to stay awake.

It's funny how everyone hates witch hunts... until they see a witch.

Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.

College is something you complete. Life is something you experience.

My friend Bill O’Reilly is completely full of sh*t.

I like a lot of wheels. If I could have eight wheels, I would.

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.