[Hugh Jackman is] an Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire.

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about, and that's really it. I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change, but I am far lazier than that.

We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.

Julie Christie was absolutely amazing in Away From Her. Brilliant movie. It was the moving story of a woman who forgets her own husband. Hillary Clinton calls it the feel good movie of the year.

I think, with the administration they do Constitutionally-mandated things most of the time, but they don't - they fulfill the letter of their obligation to checks and balances, but not the intent.