[Hugh Jackman is] an Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire.

But that hair? That is comedy entrapment. People are not attacking your hair, they are defending themselves from something that appears like it's about to attack them.

College is something you complete. Life is something you experience.

My buddy Tim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas, and he makes two fifty for an hour. He's got rhythm in his hands as he's tappin' on the cans, sings rock and roll in the shower.

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

I just thought, there are very few stories involving me, Anna Nicole Smith, and Jesus.

Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.