I feel like [God]'s hazing us.

It's always funny until the hooker mentions her son.

We're going to do a challenge. I'm going to try and download every movie ever made and you are going to try to sign up for Obamacare - and we'll see which happens first.

Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.

I like not to be good at anything, so I keep hopping around.

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege.

It's very hard to feel the difficulties that the military goes through. It's very hard to feel the difficulties of military families, unless you're in that environment. And sometimes you have to force yourself to try and put yourself in other people's sort of shoes and environment to get the sense of that.